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you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
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I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
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Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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