That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
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Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
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As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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