I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
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ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
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I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
Randomize