There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
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I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
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If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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