just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
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I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
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i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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