The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
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I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
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That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
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