i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
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I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
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Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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