I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
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And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
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i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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