How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
love makes seman taste better
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
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I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
It's official drugs can't kill me
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
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The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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