My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
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You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
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Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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