I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
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His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
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All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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