You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
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first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
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seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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