He is such a slut. More and more my type.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
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I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
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Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
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