I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
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She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
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I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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