I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
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Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
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She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize