the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
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Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
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This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
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