goodnight i made you a song goodbye
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
Come see our sink grown plant.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
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it was like having sex with a tree stump
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
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HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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