What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
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So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
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Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
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