They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
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Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
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so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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