would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
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I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
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I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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