she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
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Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
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For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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