Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
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I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
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Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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