He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
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Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
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I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
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