i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
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I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
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Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
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