just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
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Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
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My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
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