what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
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There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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