you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
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She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
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We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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