you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
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the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
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It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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