Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
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was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
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My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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