We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
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1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
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He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
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