i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
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At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
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Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
It's no shave November. This is our time.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
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