I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
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Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
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just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
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