i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
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Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
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My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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