I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
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im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
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Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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