i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
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I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
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I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I currently don't understand fingers.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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