just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I think i peed on brittanys purse
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
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what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
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MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize