stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
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Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
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I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
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