so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
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No more Irish car bombs ever.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
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Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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