saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
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There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
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She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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