I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
one might say we're banned from that church
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
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Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
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How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
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