btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
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i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
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It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
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