craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
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