When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
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West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
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She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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