is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
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Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
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I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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