she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
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I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
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I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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