Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
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I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
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see that vagina ? that vagina means business
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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