My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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