i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
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Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
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Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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