That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
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please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
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I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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