It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
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Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
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I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
Two words: nipple clamps
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